Keep keep eating, they keep keep eating corn.

Leona Lewis is outraged that they were going to serve foie gras at the Brit Awards.

But now, thanks to some Twitter whining from the horse-faced warbler, it's off the menu.

"I was outraged 2 hear that the Brit Awards were planning 2 serve foie-gras at the ceremony”, blasted the 2008 X Factor winner.

"In case u didn't no, Foie-gras is duck that is forced fed in a sickening cruel process and is banned in the uk."

Like the sickening, cruel process by which your music is force-fed to us lot, Leona? Not to mention the sickening, cruel way in which Leona tortures the English language. And basic facts (foie gras isn't banned in the UK).

Anyway, foie gras tastes amazing. If you've not had it, it tastes like really rich butter. You can't eat too much of it, or you get gout.

Leona should stop whining on about the poor ickle ducky-wuckies and concentrate on making something as good as Bleeding Love again.

That Happy song was rubbish and Simon Cowell is going to get rid of her if she doesn't have another hit soon.

I'd imagine she'll be less bothered about the mistreatment of cute little animals when she's playing cruise ships with Steve Brookstein.