However, I want to know more about what Wills and Diana 2.0 are going to be doing after the wedding. In the evening, Prince Charles is apparently giving a private dinner in their honour, followed by dancing. This sounds like it could be 'the do', but the reference to dancing is disappointingly vague. What are they going to be dancing to? More importantly, what will be the first dance? WE NEED TO KNOW.
Here's my tips:
Here's my tips:
James Blunt - You're Beautiful
They seem like the type that would have this as 'their' song. You know, a bit thick. Plus James was in the army and is massively posh, and so was and is William, so that's got to count for something.
Kanye West - Gold Digger
I just did an internet search and Prince William recently admitted to liking Linkin Park and Kanye West. I don't know enough Linkin Park to know if they've got any songs that would be hilarious to hear at the Royal Wedding party, but I'm guessing that they absolutely don't. However, the chorus to Gold Digger would certainly leave those in the Middleton camp in danger of choking on their Dubonnet and cokes. You can also imagine Prince Philip, nay, the entire Royal family, enjoying the song for its employment of racist terminology.
Abba - Dancing Queen
The internet also revealed that Kate Middleton likes Abba. First dance, Dancing Queen, job done.
Bodyrockers - I Like The Way You Move
It's their favourite song, apparently. Probably not the classiest of first dances at a wedding, but it's their day, let them do what they like.
Sebastien Tellier - La Ritournelle
Not a chance, I just wanted to mention it because it would be an amazing first dance at a wedding.
Elton John - Candle In The Wind '97
Probably not.
(Although the double A-side, Something About The Way You Look Tonight, would be a good shout.)
